It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
georgia got ya’ll.
hahaha.
joking.
but considering where i live, i’m sure mullets and shotguns will be the saving grace of the zombie apocalypse.
(via ihiphopjunkiexxx)

